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Scamming Life

January 16, 2024

We used to watch Candid Camera on TV as part of our Sunday evening entertainment. Allen Funt set the scene for us of unsuspecting people in weird situations. At the end of each person’s encounter the words “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!” would be said to the amusement of the audience and, most of the time, the person who had just been pranked.

In more recent times, there have been other TV shows that have played out fake scenarios involving people going about their days. In essence, we’ve been familiar with scams since we were born into this world.

Scams, however, have taken on a new life form. Ninety percent of the cell phone calls I receive are scam calls. Lord only knows how many “real” calls I’ve missed because I didn’t recognize the phone number. My iPhone gives me a nice warning that the call from PoDunk, Wisconsin, is a scam, but today I didn’t answer a call from my pharmaceutical company because it wasn’t familiar and was coming from Arlington Heights, Illinois.

Now we have look-alike imposters, who are very convincing. An elderly lady from our area received a piece of mail recently telling her that she had won the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. The enclosed announcement would have gotten me excited with the believability of its appearance. Thankfully, this octogenarian called one of our local TV stations who investigated it further and uncovered the false claims.

Kindhearted followers of Jesus have been suckers for scam artists. Fake charities and pretend ministries that play on the emotions of empathetic people have been around for a long time. The New York Times published an article about one “charity scammer” who had 76 fake charities that the IRS hadn’t noticed, charities with official-sounding names like “The American Cancer Society for Children of Massachusetts.” In fact, the 76 charities shared the same mailbox.

As my mom used to say, however, “When you point your finger at someone, four other fingers are pointing back at you.” Actually, it’s three because my thumb is pointing toward the sky. But those three fingers remind me that I can be a “Jesus-scammer.” I can convince people that I’m a wholehearted follower of Jesus, even when my thoughts and actions communicate otherwise.

There is even a bundle of times (That means a lot!) when I think I can scam God into not seeing my waywardness, self-centeredness, and lack of commitment. We cringe at the word “scam,” but I’m guilty of pretending to be a person of faith.

That sound harsh and self-condemning, and yet it’s accurate. Maybe I don’t construct fake charities like The United Way of Ohio (Another of the 76!), but I fall short and act out innocence.

And thus, I pray for forgiveness and rely on the promise of the grace of God. For that, I am genuinely…truly thankful!

I’m So Popular!

September 21, 2019

WORDS FROM W.W.                                                    September 21, 2019

                                          

I was never really one of the popular kids back in high school. More of a middle-packer…not avoided, but not invited to parties either. Actually, I was so clueless I didn’t know if there were any parties. My church youth group was who I hung out with. We weren’t cool, but we didn’t know we weren’t cool!

But recently I’ve become popular! That’s right, I seem to be in demand. 

You see, I’m getting calls from all over the country. Cadiz, Kentucky…Austin, Texas…Carlsbad, California…Fort Lauderdale, Florida…Hamilton, Alabama…just to name a few.

I seem to be so popular that I received a call from the Department of Social Security telling me that I needed to give them a call because they had suspended my number as a result of fraudulent activity. I didn’t know there was a Department of Social Security. I thought it was called the Social Security Administration. At least, that’s what it was when my dad worked for them. Anyway, fraudulent activity…the price of popularity, I guess.

In fact, I had also received a call from the IRS telling me that I needed to call them because of some irregularities, and if I didn’t call them they were going to “send the coppers to my house!” Their words, not mine!

I never used to get these calls before I became popular. My phone used to be dead as a doornail. Celebrity status has its downside.

Obviously word has gotten out about my importance with the cruise ship lines, because we get brochures from Viking and Crystal Cruise Lines just about everyday in the mail. We’re saving the received mail from them and will use them get the wood burning in the fireplace this winter.

So, some of us are popular earlier in life, but some of us don’t get there until later on. In fact, I’m so popular that I’m even getting calls from somebody in Nigeria wanting to talk to me about something. I haven’t returned his call yet, though.

Gotta’ close quickly! There’s a call coming in from Saskatchewan! Probably want me to be their guests at a Roughriders Canadian Football League game!